Today is a new day. This is a post from FB about FEAR

Id Like to say that I live a wonderful life. I am blessed to work in my artform. But there are times of fear that is part of human emotion.  I posted it because a lot of people I know have fears that disable them, or leave them paralyzed mentally. So Its normal. The only time I do not have fear is the moments when I step onstage and rock it out! Thats my true drug, medicine, everything.

What the Heck was I thinking in 2003!!

What the Heck was I thinking in 2003!!


Im scared everyday. But that’s okay we have something inside us that helps us cope with fear. I’m scared of heights, of not being a good son,bro,cousin,uncle,grandson,comic. Did I make the right choices in life? Scared to succeed and scared to fail. Scared I’m not good enough, that people won’t like me, think I’m funny, disown me. Scared I’ll never have a family, scared I’ll be so busy being successful that i can’t keep commitments to everyone. But in the face of fears you realize who you are. Fight or flight. Simple enough but sometimes your fighting both sides. I choose to fight, love myself n my family , n with all my faults ,be the best person I could be. We are all enough n im thankful for every like,comment,ticket bought,and every other level of support you have shown me. Im grateful! All seriousness aside this is a great strain lol


Rick Ross Sextape?!!!!

I have heard from a very reliable @mediatakeout that Rick Ross has a mixtape! 1st of all We are about to go to war in Syria that is so convoluted with Al Quada ties and this makes the news. I know I perpetuate this but the world is so wierd that I use these as a distraction so that I dont actually do something about the problem.

Now to Rick Ross. Who in the h e double hockey sticks wants to see this shit!!!  1st I call Rick Ross the Kim Kardashian of Hip Hop, except the sextape is later in the game. He cannot do one record on his own like Kim cant do a show alone. He bites peoples swag like Kim did with Paris Hilton.  Seriously hes trying to portray Biggie and even took Freeway Ricky Ross’ name! And to post it to Instagram is gross. Heres a link to the original article. Rick Ross Sextape?!!!!!!!

MY FIRST COMEDY CD “MAMA’S BOY” ***WORLD PREMIER!!!***** (in my world :-)

I am excited to announce that I will be dropping my brand new comedy album!!!! Thanks to my boy,  Dj John Blaze ( @JohnBlazeHD for twitter and IG)
I literally didn’t even know I had this in my computer! I was just looking at a video from January 2013 that I filmed at the Speakeasy Comedy Lounge.  Well the video was washed out but I did get the audio!! If you have seen me perform, you might think I am just a physical comedian. WELL your right!! 🙂 I only know one speed!! But this night was special for some reason! I had friends and family there, some of whom have supported me since I started!!! As I listened to it I realized I had a viable CD!! Check out the artwork!!!!

My 1st comedy CD!! World Premier!!!!!!!!!

My 1st comedy CD!! World Premier!!!!!!!!!


I called it “Mama’s Boy” because I kinda am!! If you seen my comedy she is a big part of my show!! I will be PREMIERING the CD at my show Sunday May 5th at Stand Up Scottsdale, as featured on “Bar Rescue” on SpikeTV. Tickets are $5 and the 1st show copy will be $5 .   Now This is because Phoenix is where I am from and have seen my comedy since the beginning!! ** I will have copies made and are for sale everywhere else for $10!! The quality is great but its not the packaging that cost money. I hope my friends and family know that this material has cost me tons of years of refining what I do. So $10 for my work is not much if you think about it 🙂



Throwback Thursday! Video from 2003

This is a video from back in the day from 2003!! Its nice to see how far I have come……I hope! hahah

Stand up comedy is very unique. It is an art form that can make people laugh, cry, be angry, a multitude of emotions. It is also one that is scary sometimes. When you start out it’s about being in front of people.  When I started I didn’t know how to tell a joke!!! I just went on natural instincts! Well now 10 years later I hope I have learned a lot!  My 1st 4 years I did comedy once or twice a month and I thought that was a lot! Till I got to LA!! Then I realized that I didn’t know a thing about comedy!! I came to the center of the world for comedy! I saw stars in the hallway that I was so intimidated by!! But that 1st time Dave Chappelle bumps you off a show cuz he wants to do 4 hours! The Point being is that I didn’t have a back up plan, I still don’t! Comedy to me isn’t really something that I do but it’s who I am! I’m Lucky that I get to do what I love. I do like to just make people laugh!!  If you have been on this ride Its only just starting!!

What the Heck was I thinking in 2003!!

What the Heck was I thinking in 2003!!

OH SNAP IM ON INSTAGRAM NOW!! It was a phone issue!!

instagram tab

I have finally after being called out as old school since I try to check Myspace….you know for the bands.  I dont really Twitter much but now I dont have to say anything…except after a hashtag.  But on a serious note, I seriously need to update my phone! I now have to delete history and racy pics in favor of trying to be funny with pictures. I hope more people will follow me @robertothecomic on both twitter and instagram….. I probably wont post a lot of food pics cuz I think its mean to countries who don’t eat like we do. And two Im not rich yet so I dont eat at fancy places.

Illustrious Few Live in the Studio!!



Here in the Studio!! I’ll Few droppin their record LIVE!!! It’s pretty cool to be around artists who are in creative mode and not trying to compete. Thank god for creative artists since the world would definitely be boring!! I’m bouncin my head like I have nothin to do for days!!



Im going live on!!!

This is Az’s only Hip Hop show! Im guest hosting the show!! Dj John Blaze is Az’s own. Voted as the #1 Mixtape DJ in AZ as voted on  He is a newly minted BUMSQUAD Dj as of last year! Follow him on twitter and instagram @DjJohnBlaze!!!

Imma be talking about current events and current hip Hop as well as being funny! Catch the show every Wednesday!! 7pm AZ TIME.

Throwback Thursday!!!

In honor of creating my new website this used to be my old banner on my website. I like it because it is a throwback to the times to when comedy was simple. Now we are expected to be trend setters, genius’, pushing the proverbial envelope. Some people ask why I dont do politics or really dirty comedy. I say there is an audience for that but Im trying to be the 1st Roberto Rodriguez. I dont listen to comedy to much because I dont want to be like anyone else. I feel I bring something unique to every show. If you haven’t been to a show recently come check me out. As comics, we are constantly working on new material and my family will call me out for every joke they have heard before. Hope everyone is having a great Thursday!


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My new website!!

This is my new website!! I needed to put a blog feature since my fb page is to short and twitter is even shorter!!! Ill learn to make this better as I learn the features. I want to make this more interactive and be more of a reflection of my views, thoughts and opinions without my nana reading everything! Thank you for stopping by